Author: Minuteman 2025-03-27 0 Comments

Greetings fellow Patriots, I am sure my fellow Patriots saw last week’s splashdown of Elon Musk’s SpaceX’s capsule Dragon 9 on March 18^th 2025! Elon was queried how and when the capsule would make the splashdown, He stated that the flight from the space station would take a little over 17 hours and the splashdown would take place about 5:55 PM EST to 6:00 Pm EST but would probably be 5:57 PM EST! Guess what fellow Patriots the splashdown was precisely 5:57 PM EST, that fact in itself is pretty remarkable, how can you get that exact, it is hard to go across a city and be that exact, let alone traveling some 121 million miles and orbited the Earth 4,576 before splashing down after a 17-hour journey, that is absolutely incredible, ARE YOU KIDDING ME OR WHAT!!!!! Yeah, I understand you have to do a lot of orbits to find an optimal window to crash through the Earth’s atmosphere at the most desirable spot but that is just crazy and how did those Rocket Scientist’s get that exact, that might be the reason they call them Rocket Scientists and one of my favorite Patriots Elon Musk is the CEO! Does anyone remember a few weeks ago, when everybody’s favorite Progressive/Marxist AOC, AKA Alexandrio Ocasio-Cortez, stated with absolute certainty that Elon Musk was an Idiot! Well coming from an individual that has barely plant level IQ, that is quite a statement! Maybe we should have gotten AOC to do the calculations, perhaps Elon could hire her to plan the trips to Mars in the future? I guess saying AOC has plant level IQ is an insult to plants with the exception of the dumbed down marijuana plant, Boom Shocka Locka! Maybe Elon could hire Joe Biden, also a renowned intellect, who developed “Joe Biden Math” to make the calculations for the Mars Missions, see blog on Joe Biden Math in previous blogs, you will be amazed to say the least!  Yeah, “Joe Biden Math” is so easy even Joe Biden can do it! WARNING, Joe Biden Math is not viable for Mars Mission calculations!!!!!!

Back to the subject of the blog, the splashdown of Dragon 9 SpaceX capsule in the Gulf of America! I personally watched the splashdown live; it was truly a moment in American history. I enjoyed seeing how they picked up the capsule, washed it down and delivered the Astronauts back to Terra Firma, two of the astronauts were aboard the space station a total of 9 months partially due to Boeing’s faulty space capsule that couldn’t rescue the stranded Astronauts! They were only supposed to be at the space station for 9 days, ARE YOU KIDDING ME OR WHAT! After 6 months in zero gravity space the Astronauts start having numerous medical issues, one of which is osteoporosis, because of a lack of gravity. Of course, Elon offered El Presidente’ Traitor Joe Biden, his help to rescue the Astronauts and was summarily turned down. President Trump sent Elon’s spacecraft up to the space station right after He got into office! The two beleaguered Astronauts were Suni Williams and Butch Wilmore, they were accompanied by one Nasa Astronaut and one Russian Cosmonaut upon their return to Earth! Truly a monumental event early in the tenure of the new Trump Administration!

Well Patriots, with all of Elon’s help in saving the Astronauts and saving American taxpayers trillions in wasted and defrauded money that the Democrats have been intentionally wasting and filling up their pockets for the last40-50 years, Elon is being rewarded by being attacked in the corrupt media and the Marxists declaring war on his electric car company Tesla! Elon makes the only 100% made American car and the so-called Progressives are shooting at his dealerships, incinerating 80–100-thousand-dollar vehicles and burning down charging stations in an effort to cause him financial problems. Guess what you fricking idiots, Elon is the world’s richest man, He is at least 1000 times smarter than anyone on your side, plus President Trump has his back, somebody who is sacrificing his time and part of his fortune to help save this Great Nation from Marxists, like the vermin that try to destroy this magnificent car! News flash you bumbling fools, every one of those cars have 360-degree camera coverage and y’all have been designated as domestic terrorists and can receive a 20-year prison sentence, personally if it was up to me, I would send y’all down to El Salvadore and put in the same cells as your Tren De Aragua criminal brethren!!! BOOM SHOCKA LOCKA!!! POETIC JUSTICE!

The Minuteman would like to personally wish the best of luck to two American Heroes in helping to save our nation, President Trump and one Great Patriot Elon Musk!! HOOAH!!!

THE MINUTEMAN

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