Author: Minuteman 2026-02-26 0 Comments

Greetings fellow patriots, I don’t know whether you have been watching the winter Olympics in Milan Italy or not, but you would need to have your head firmly ensconced under the proverbial rock NOT to know about the USA Hockey team beating the Canadians for the Gold Medal!!!!!!! Hooah, Get You Some, Boys! Yeah, I suppose they are the Cinderella team that has been waiting in the shadows for 46 years! Well it couldn’t have come at a more opportune time; right after President Trump’s first year in office! I didn’t see the game but watched highlights on YouTube and our boys kicked some ever-loving Canucks ass! I believe it was in double overtime and the final score was 2 to 1. Certainly a hard-fought contest but that would have been expected in a Gold Medal match! They were going back and forth beating the crap out of each other when Jack Hughes fought his way to the Canadian goalie and slap shot the puck right under the goalies knee; certainly a remarkable shot but maybe it was divinely inspired.  The result: We took the Gold Medal and we were celebrating our asses off. Then, the cameras panned back to the dejected Canadian team who was crying in their Beer!! Hooah, what a momentous moment for Team USA!

What a great game to say the least and a great win for our country! Like I said, it couldn’t have turned out any better if you scripted it. Collen Hellebuyck was the goalie for Team USA and was instrumental in our win over Canada. Apparently, the Canadians had made numerous attempts at the goal that Collen stuffed down their collective throats. One particular attempt actually hit Collen’s hockey stick, thereby defeating said goal attempt. Like I said it may have been some divine guidance as this is not a normal stunt they practice; even President Trump asked if they practiced that play! So in the end we beat their asses and the rest will go down in Olympic History! For his efforts, Collen received the MVP award from the other players and President Trump presented Collen with the Presidential Medal of Freedom for his efforts and a well-deserved honor it is! Boom Shocka Locka! Also, I will attempt to attach a meme below showing President Trump playing in the game; it is absolutely hilarious. Please click on it below, I promise you will enjoy it! Once again, congratulations to Team USA on their hard-fought victory and for the team in unison, collectively paying homage to the Greatest Country in the World! Also, don’t discount the Female Team USA taking a match victory for Gold against you guessed it, Canada! A double whammy against the Canadians, which they deserve after siding up with China right before the match! Boom Shocka Locka!!!!!! I almost forgot, the Male USA Team showed up at the State of The Union address and pissed off the stupid Democrats who wouldn’t even stand up and applaud or clap when they entered the forum! Sorry pieces of shit and Anti-American pukes! I will talk about the State of The Union address in the next article! Hence, Double Miracle on Ice, 2026!

THE MINUTEMAN, ALL AMERICAN PATRIOT!!!!!!

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